Isn't it funny the things we remember? I was just accessioning a specimen from someone with the last name Gross, when I remembered reading a Cabbage Patch book when I was three and pronouncing the word "gross" as if it rhymed with "cross." I was very embarrassed when I was corrected by my mom. I don't think I even knew what gross meant at that point. Ladies and gentlemen, I was a perfectionist even at the tender age of three.