Medical school has unfurled before me a wave of self-discovery. Things I never knew about myself include:

I'm an anorexic dissector. When it comes to cadaver lab, I don't actually cut anything... I just moosh around the organs to make it look like I'm doing something.

I really am one of those multi colored pen people I mocked relentlessly in college.

I'm good at napping, inserting my foot in my mouth in front of deans, cooking, and making friends. I'm bad at studying, keeping nylons snag-free, and keeping them (friends, not snagged nylons).