Easter Egg Hunt!
Welcome to Alli's Easter Egg Hunt! At the end, open up your eggs to get great prizes, such as your car, your house keys, and your luggage!
Station 1: Find the egg that has your car keys in it!
To do this, you'll need to leave all your luggage from Spring Break with Slider. Take Metro to Dupont Circle, and search very carefully for a wasted guy named R-Smelly who drove your car all week, while you were in Jamaica. Can't find him? Then take a cab home from Metro and wake up your apartment manager to let you into your apartment, because you don't have your keys.
Station 2: Find the egg that has a phone with which you can call aforementioned "friend"!
Start at the pay phone by your house, which doesn't work. Find the manager of your neighborhood gym, who can lend you his cell phone! Excellent work! Leave a message to have R-Smelly drop off your car ASAP (not after church, not after buying Andy a new cell phone, but BEFORE) because you have absolutely no tofu and things are going downhill.
Station 3: the home stretch! Grab that egg with your car and get your luggage!
When R-Smelly is done with your car, he'll drive it slowly but roughly to your house, probably with the parking brake on, causing as much damage as possible in the most amount of time. Well not really... in fact, his friend Jarod totally fixed the sound system so now it sounds decent. Now drive to BFE... I mean, North Rockville, to Slider's and get your luggage. Go home and try your best to sleep off a week's worth of hangovers. Sit on your hands and cackle like a chicken. Lose one egg, also lose $500. If you know what that last quote is from message me and I will love you forever.
Happy Easter to me!
Station 1: Find the egg that has your car keys in it!
To do this, you'll need to leave all your luggage from Spring Break with Slider. Take Metro to Dupont Circle, and search very carefully for a wasted guy named R-Smelly who drove your car all week, while you were in Jamaica. Can't find him? Then take a cab home from Metro and wake up your apartment manager to let you into your apartment, because you don't have your keys.
Station 2: Find the egg that has a phone with which you can call aforementioned "friend"!
Start at the pay phone by your house, which doesn't work. Find the manager of your neighborhood gym, who can lend you his cell phone! Excellent work! Leave a message to have R-Smelly drop off your car ASAP (not after church, not after buying Andy a new cell phone, but BEFORE) because you have absolutely no tofu and things are going downhill.
Station 3: the home stretch! Grab that egg with your car and get your luggage!
When R-Smelly is done with your car, he'll drive it slowly but roughly to your house, probably with the parking brake on, causing as much damage as possible in the most amount of time. Well not really... in fact, his friend Jarod totally fixed the sound system so now it sounds decent. Now drive to BFE... I mean, North Rockville, to Slider's and get your luggage. Go home and try your best to sleep off a week's worth of hangovers. Sit on your hands and cackle like a chicken. Lose one egg, also lose $500. If you know what that last quote is from message me and I will love you forever.
Happy Easter to me!
posted by Alli @ 7:34 PM
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