Trying to be cool

I made a mistake when I signed up for the Ironman next summer. Not the way you think, I'm still glad I'm registered. No, I'm referring to the box where you put your profession. I think I put medical student or something similar, mundane and true. Those in the know, however, put something outlandish and awesome. Examples:

Jeoffrey McCoombs, "lion tamer"
Andrew Owen, "Rugby analyst"
What? Okay... my favorite was "chocolate quality inspector" though.

Next year maybe I'll put "hand model" or "Mr. Jeans Shorts Inventor." Assuming there is a next year :o)