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Friday, February 24, 2006

Yarr

The last three DVDs I've watched (rentals from Blockbuster) have all started with a lame, psuedo-edgy public service message about how downloading movies is a crime. My complaints, in list form:

1. Preaching to the choir, nuff said.

2. It makes its point by starting out "You wouldn't steal a car... you wouldn't steal a handbag," and then demonstrates nogoodniks doing just those things. You're supposed to think, "Wow, they're right, I wouldn't do those things." I just think about all the petty thieves who actually have stolen a car or a handbag, watching the message and making fun of it.

3. It makes an example of a poor college student downloading the movie off the internet: a little close to home. Hey DVD makers, why don't you pick on the bootleggers in Hong Kong for a change?

4. The final message they leave you with is: "Downloading movies is piracy." Piracy? SWEET! Yarr, me mateys, we be lookin' fer doubloons and DVDs.